One Final Thought...

Never wrestle with a pig, you'll get dirty. And besides, the pig likes it!

Hmm

Cheerleaders from, well you plug in the place.

FLIPPIN HILARIOUS!!!

Stop Smoking Tips

Avoid doing things you associate with smoking, such as drinking, eating, walking, and being awake.

Get thrown in jail, where cigarettes can only be acquired in exchange for painful sexual favors.

Lobby your elected representatives to pass a $6,913 sales tax on packs of cigarettes.

Write a rap song about how smoking is not cool. Perform it at local elementary schools.

Move to California, where tobacco possession is illegal.

Avoid thinking about the rich, full flavor of Benson & Hedges.

Fill your home with motivational placards bearing such slogans as, "Smoking Is For Pussies" and "Only A Fucking Retard Would Even Think About Smoking."

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. If a loved one quits smoking, keep an ashtray around as a handy substitute.

Attractive people smoke because it makes them look cool. Acknowledge that you are neither attractive nor cool.

Cover yourself in egg whites. No one knows why this works.

Join a stop-smoking support group. Be sure it's one that meets on a different night than your other six support groups.

Hypnotism has helped many people quit, but you risk becoming the hypnotist's slave. It's your choice: quitting smoking or freedom.

Teach yourself a valuable lesson by slowly dying of lung cancer.

Link: The Onion

OK You Guys HAVE To Watch This!!!

Thanks To Alyse....

I now know that you can get lice in your eyebrows and eyelashes. Thanks for that, Alyse, I'll keep the RID handy.

Joke

From McKenzie: What's brown and sticky? A stick. HAHAHAHA

Anna's Quote

So, thanks to Anna (and that's her on the left) I have this great new quote:

"Sad songs are expensive, they lead you to drink." That, my friends, is awesome.

photo courtesy Cindi Trainor